Stadium bans and deadline days (FIFA Career Mode #6)

I’m driving home for Christmas,

I just can’t wait to see those faces,

I’m driving home for Christmas,

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My child-punching demeanour might have landed me in a spot of trouble. I expected a couple of games’ suspended here and there. No. Eight matches. Eight fucking matches. The kid was a little dickhead, anyway. Should’ve given him a second sharp dig if you ask me. Wouldn’t been worth it.

Upside is, I got Christmas and New Year off.

 

PREMIER LEAGUE – ARSENAL 3-0 WEST BROM

PREMIER LEAGUE – ARSENAL 4-0 CRYSTAL PALACE

PREMIER LEAGUE – BOURNEMOUTH 1-1 ARSENAL

FA CUP ROUND 3 – ARSENAL 3-1 WEST HAM

PREMIER LEAGUE – SWANSEA 0-1 ARSENAL

PREMIER LEAGUE – ARSENAL 2-0 BURNLEY

FA CUP ROUND 4 – ARSENAL 2-0 HULL

PREMIER LEAGUE – ARSENAL 3-0 WATFORD

 

We finally got Laurent Koscielny out of our hair for a tidy fee of £20m to Real Madrid, Nacho Monreal fucked off to West Ham for £6.5m after we pumped them in the FA Cup as well as Emiliano Martinez and Carl Jenkinson.

Then came the fucking bombshell – three days before deadline day: Alexis Sanchez had to leave the club.

“Could’ve told us a bit sooner, mate.”

My board dealt with the situation even worse. I had struck a deal on the sly. We were to give Real Madrid £32m and Alexis Sanchez for Gareth Bale.

A perfect end to a sticky situation…

The club only went and sold Sanchez to Juventus for the cut price of £38m on the eve of deadline day.

Instead we re-negotiated: Real Madrid wanted £99.5m so I told them to fuck off.

We gave them £70m and Jack Wilshere pissed off in the opposite direction. What a fucking mess. But now we have Gareth Bale. 

And we were unbeaten in my month and a half long absence.

 

PREMIER LEAGUE | after 23 games

ARSENAL [48]

CHELSEA [45]

LEICESTER [44]

MAN CITY [43]

SUNDERLAND [38]

MAN UTD [35]

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